if SERVER then

	AddCSLuaFile("autorun/voicecons.lua")

end



if CLIENT then

	print( "Loaded NoXIousNet emotes" )

end



USay = {} --Emoticons Start



USay.WordList = {

["*audience*"] = "speach/dynamic/audience.ogg";

["*hentai*"] = "speach/dynamic/hentai.ogg";

["*honk*"] = "speach/bikehorn.ogg";

["*ranting*"] = "vo/trainyard/cit_pacing.wav";

["*spit*"] = "vo/citadel/al_dienow.wav";

["/taunt_04"] = "speach/taunt_04.ogg";

["a thousand of my brothers' dicks!"] = "speach/dynamic/1000_dicks.ogg";

["about that bear i owed ya"] = "vo/trainyard/ba_thatbeer02.wav";

["affirmative"] = "radio/ct_affirm.wav";

["ahhhh"] = "vo/k_lab/kl_ahhhh.wav";

["aim for the head"] = "vo/ravenholm/aimforhead.wav";

["alright i'm moving jeez"] = "vo/trainyard/cit_lug_allright.wav";

["alright good you keep right on it"] = "vo/eli_lab/eli_goodvort.wav";

["alright let's move out"] = "radio/moveout.wav";

["alright mister what do you think you're doing?"] = "speach/dynamic/amwdytyd.ogg";

["alyx my dear you have your mother's eyes but your father's stubborn nature"] = "vo/citadel/br_stubborn";

["and if you see dr.breen tell him i said fuck you"] = "vo/street/rubble/ba_tellbreen.wav";

["and not a moment too soon"] = "vo/k_lab/ba_nottoosoon01.wav";

["and then you deliver yourself?"] = "vo/citadl/br_guest_d.wav";

["and things were going so well"] = "vo/npc/male01/gordead_ans02.wav";

["any last words doc?"] = "vo/npc/male01/gordead_ques17";

["ara ara"] = "speach/dynamic/ara_ara.ogg";

["are you listening to me?!"] = "speach/dynamic/are_you_listening_to_me.ogg";

["as you wish"] = "vo/npc/vortigaunt/asyouwish.wav";

["at ease loser"] = "speach/ael.ogg";

["aw crap incoming!"] = "vo/k_lab2/ba_incoming.wav";

["awesome!"] = "vo/eli_lab/al_awsome.wav";

["be careful now"] = "vo/canals/boxcar_becareful.wav";

["be careful!"] = "vo/k_lab/ba_careful01.wav";

["be free my child"] = "vo/ravenholm/monk_kill09.wav";

["be glad you're not the guy they're looking for"] = "vo/canals/matt_beglad.wav";

--["behind you"] = "vo/npc/male01/behindyou.wav, vo/";

["better get going"] = "vo/canals/boxcar_go_nag02.wav";

["better than better"] = "vo/ravenholm/cartrap_better.wav";

["beware!"] = "vo_ravenholm/monk_danger02.wav";

["blow over"] = "speach/dynamic/blow_over.ogg";

["bomb has been defused"] = "radio/bombdef.wav";

["bomb has been planted"] = "radio/bombpl.wav";

["boring around here"] = "speach/dynamic/boring_around_here.ogg";

["bring it on"] = "vo/npc/barney/ba_bringiton.wav";

["bullshit"] = "vo/npc/male01/question26";

["but ok"] = "vo/k_lab/ba_myshift02.wav";

["but this stuff it's all i have left"] = "vo/trainyard/cit_lug_allihave.wav";

["but where will you go?"] = "vo/novaprospejt/eli_wherewillyougo.wav";

["buttfun"] = "cspeach/dynamic/buttfun.ogg";

["can't you see i'm busy?"] = "vo/npc/male01/busy02.wav";

["careful"] = "vo/k_lab/ba_careful01.wav";

["careful brother"] = "vo/ravenholm/monk_danger03.wav";

["careful lamarr those are quite fragile"] = "vo/k_lab/kl_nocareful.wav";

["catch!"] = "vo/ravenholm/shotgun_catch.wav";

["certainly"] = "vo/npc/vortigaunt/certainly.wav";

--["cheer"] = "";

["civil protection is on to us"] = "vo/canals/matt_tearinguprr.wav";

["come closer"] = "vo/ravenholm/shotgun_closer.wav";

["come on"] = "vo/npc/barny/ba_followme02.wav";

["come on everybody"] = "vo/npc/male01/squad_follow02";

["come on get in here"] = "vo/canals/gunboat/getin.wav";

--["come on in"] = "vo/streetwar/tunnel/male01/c17_06_password.wav";

["come on in i'll show you what you're up against"] = "vo/canals/gunboat_comein.wav";

["come on step it up"] = "speach/sanic3.ogg";

["come to the light"] = "vo/ravenholm/engage09.wav";

["come to the light i carry come"] = "vo/ravenholm/engage07.wav";

["come!"] = "vo/ravenholm/engage02.wav";

["coming"] = "vo/npc/male01/squad_approach04.wav";

["conditions could hardly be more ideal"] = "vo/k_lab/kl_moduli02.wav";

["couldn't have put it better myself"] = "vo/npc/male01/vanswer08.wav";

["counter-terrorists win"] = "radio/ctwin.wav";

["cover me"] = "radio/ct_coverme.wav";

["cover me brother"] = "vo/ravenholm/monk_coverme01.wav";

["cut it out"] = "vo/trainyard/male01/cit_hit01.wav";

["da man"] = "bot/whos_the_man.wav";

["dallas?"] = "speach/dynamic/dallas.ogg";

["damn vorts"] = "vo/npc/male01/vanswer02.wav";

["damnit"] = "vo/npc/barney/ba_damnit.wav";

["damnit all"] = "v/streetwar/rubble/ba_damnitall.wav";

["dear me"] = "vo/k_lab/kl_dearme.wav";

--["derka"] = "vo/noc/vortigaunt/vortigese12.wav";

["dibs on the suit"] = "vo/npc/male01/gordead_ans16.wav";

["did you hear a chat just now?"] = "vo/streatwar/sniper/ba_hearcat.wav";

["did you realise your contract was open to the highest bidder?"] = "vo/citadel/br_bidder_b.wav";

["do it!"] = "speach/dynamic/do_it.ogg";

["do you understand?!"] = "speach/dynamic/do_you_understand.ogg";

["doesn't anyone care what i think?"] = "vo/npc/male01/question22.wav";

["don't drink the water"] = "vo/trainyard/male/01/cit_bench03.wav";

["don't forget hawaii"] = "vo/npc/male01/answer34.wav";

["don't rely on it"] = "vo/npc/vortigaunt/vanswer08.wav";

["don't sit near me it'll look suspicious"] = "vo/trainyard/male01/cit_bench03.wav";

["don't struggle honey"] = "vo/citadel/eli_dontstruggle.wav";

["don't tell me"] = "vo/npc/male01/gordead_ans03.wav";

["don't worry"] = "vo/trainyard/husb_dontworry.wav";

["don't worry about me"] = "vo/citadel/eli_dontworryboutme.wav";

["don't worry they'll find one"] = "vo/trainyard/cit_raid_findone.wav";

["done!"] = "vo/streetwar/nexus/ba_done.wav";

["down you go"] = "vo/npc/barney/ba_downyougo.wav";

["dr.breen"] = "vo/eli_lab/eli_vilebiz01.wav";

["dr.freeman can you hear me? do not go into the light"] = "vo/npc/male01/gordead_ques15.wav";



["duck"] = "vo/npc/barney/ba_duck.wav";



["eek"] = "ambient/voices/f_scream1.wav";





["the evil seed"] = "speach/dynamic/evil_seed.ogg";

["faces of evil"] = "speach/dynamic/faces_of_evil.ogg";

["fuck_everything!"] = "speach/dynamic/fuck_everything.ogg";

["gatorade"] = "speach/dynamic/gatorade.ogg";

["go and kill"] = "speach/dynamic/go and kill.ogg";

["god-emperor takara"] = "speach/dynamic/god-emperor_takara.ogg";

["haha!"] = "speach/dynamic/haha.ogg";

["hello my friend"] = "speach/dynamic/hello_my_friend.ogg";



["hi"] = "vo/npc/male01/hi01.wav";



["i am the real boss"] = "speach/dynamic/i_am_the_real_boss.ogg";

["i don't like this one bit"] = "speach/dynamic/i_dont_like_this.ogg";

["i feel good"] = "speach/dynamic/i_feel_good.ogg";

["pickup3"] = "speach/dynamic/i_said_pickup_the_can.ogg";



["interference!"] = "vo/k_lab/kl_interference.wav";



["i won!"] = "speach/dynamic/i_won.ogg";

["i'll end you!"] = "speach/dynamic/ill_end_you.ogg";

["great i'll grab my stuff"] = "speach/dynamic/ill_grab_my_stuff.ogg";

["oh my god"] = "speach/dynamic/oh_my_god.ogg";

["ohh too bad!"] = "speach/dynamic/ohh_too_bad.ogg";

["oh my god we're doomed"] = "speach/dynamic/ohmygodweredoomed.ogg";

["ohh banana"] = "speach/dynamic/ohh_banana.ogg";

["order sent"] = "speach/dynamic/order_sent.ogg";

["out the road"]= "speach/dynamic/out_the_road.ogg";

["outto"] = "speach/dynamic/outto.ogg";

["owooo"] = "speach/dynamic/owooo.ogg";

["pickup2"] = "speach/dynamic/pick_up_the_can.ogg";

["pickup1"] = "speach/dynamic/pickup1.ogg";

["pomf"] = "speach/dynamic/pomf.ogg";

["poopy poop poop poopster poop"] = "speach/dynamic/ppppp.ogg";

["making chocolate pudding"] = "speach/dynamic/pudding.ogg";

["real soon..."] = "speach/dynamic/real_soon.ogg";

["sallad"] = "speach/dynamic/salad.ogg";

["saveme"] = "speach/dynamic/saveme.ogg";

["sending out an sos"] = "speach/dynamic/sending_out_an_sos.ogg";

["sit on that"] = "speach/dynamic/sit_on_that.ogg";

["the ultimate evil"] = "speach/dynamic/the_ultimate_evil.ogg";

["this is a pig stye"] = "speach/dynamic/this_is_a_pig_stye.ogg";

["this is illegal you know"] = "speach/dynamic/this_is_illegal_you_know.ogg";

["this is my boomstick!"] = "speach/dynamic/this_is_my_boomstick.ogg";

["timotei"] = "speach/dynamic/timotei.ogg";

["you don't scare me at all"] = "speach/dynamic/you_dont_scare_me_at_all.ogg";

["you shall not pass!"] = "speach/dynamic/you_shall_not_pass.ogg";

["youlose"] = "speach/dynamic/youlose.ogg";

["how's it feel to burn?"] = "speach/feeltoburn.ogg";

["gaben"] = "speach/gaben_gaben.ogg";

["thanks"] = "speach/gaben_thanks.ogg";

["worth the wait"] = "speach/gaben_wtw.ogg";

["gank!"] = "speach/gank.ogg";

["give me the butter"] = "speach/givemethebutter.ogg";

["go!"] = "speach/go.ogg";

["go go gal o sengen!"] = "speach/gogalo.ogg";

["everyday's great at your junes"] = "speach/greatatyourjunes.ogg";

["i'm the coolest"] = "speach/imthecoolest.ogg";

["vgtg"] = "speach/imthegreatest.ogg";

["kill them all!"] = "speach/killthemall.ogg";

["lag!"] = "speach/lag2.ogg";

["less talking more raiding"] = "speach/lesstalkmoreraid.ogg";

["luigi i'm home"] = "speach/luigiimhome.ogg";

["farquadd"] = "speach/male_farquadd.ogg";

["no i don't want that"] = "speach/noidontwantthat.ogg";

["drink a big bucket of horse dick"] = "speach/obeyyourthirst2.ogg";

["drink a big bucket of shit"] = "speach/obeyyourtirstsync.ogg";





["you there"] = "vo/coast/bugbait/sandy_youthere.wav";

["you vorts aren't half bad"] = "vo/npc/male01/vquestion06.wav";

["you waiting for somebody?"] = "vo/npc/male01/waitingsomebody.wav";

["you'd better get going"] = "vo/eli_lab/airlock_cit02.wav";

["you'd better get going before they sweep through here"] = "vo/canals/matt_flood_b.wav";

["you'd better get going now"] = "vo/canals/matt_go_nag01.wav";

["you'd better reload"] = "vo/npc/male01/youdbettererload01";

["you'll have to wait your turn like everybody else"] = "vo/trainyard/male01/cit_foodline02.wav";

["you'll make it through if anyone can"] = "vo/coast/odessa/nlo_cub_youllmakeit";

["you're all a bunch of fucking idiots"] = "speach/dynamic/yaabofi.ogg";

["you're alright vorty"] = "vo/npc/male01/vquestion05.wav";

["you're going down"] = "vo/npc/barney/ba_goingdown.wav";

["you're gonna need it"] = "vo/trainyard/ba_goodluck02.wav";

["you're more than qualified to finish his research"] = "vo/citadel/br_rabble_b.wav";

--["you're not the man i thought you were"] = "";

["you're scaring off the pigeons"] = "vo/trainyard/male01/cit_bench04.wav";

["you're talking to yourself again"] = "vo/npc/male01/answer09.wav";

["you're too slow"] = "speach/sanic4.ogg";

["youlose"] = "speach/dynamic/youlose.ogg";

["your assistance brother"] = "vo/ravenholm/monk_coverme02.wav";

["your mind is in the gutter"] = "vo/npc/male01/answer20.wav";

["your talents surpass your loveliness"] = "vo/k_lab/kl_nonsense.wav";

["zombies"] = "vo/npc/male01/zombies01.wav";

}



function USay.ChatFunction( ply, text )

   if ply:IsValid() then

      for k,v in pairs(USay.WordList) do

         if string.find( text, k ) then

ply:EmitSound(USay.WordList[k])

            return text

         end

      end

   end

end

hook.Add("PlayerSay", "USay.ChatFunction_Hook", USay.ChatFunction) --Emoticons End